My friend Zach told me that Spike Lee is doing a sequel to Do the Right Thing that takes place many years later. Here is a list of titles we’re gonna pitch to Spike Lee that we feel would be appropriate for the film.

Do the Fiscally Responsible Thing

Do the Right Thing 2: Racism Never Sleeps

Do the Right Thing 2: Ghetto Rain

Do the Right Thing 2: Electric Mookie-Loo

Do the Right Thing 2: Do the Wrong Thing (this one is essentially just Tower Heist as a shot-for-shot remake by Spike Lee)

Do the Right Thing 2: Chipwrecked

Do the Right Thing 2: Mo’ Money

Do the Right Thing 2: Let’s Abandon Nuance

Do the Right Thing 2: YOU HAVE TO SEE IT BECAUSE OTHERWISE YOU ARE RACIST GIVE ME MONEY Y’ALL

Do the Right Thing 2: Key & Peele