January 2010
28 posts
One of the Weirdest F*cking Things That Has Ever...
The Internet is currently broken in my apartment. I won’t have it until Tuesday. (Before you ask, I’m writing this from work.) This morning, while I was searching for a network that I could hack into, I noticed this network that had the same title as my apartment number. It had been there for a while, God knows why, and I had never tried to touch it. I figured I could maybe hack...
azizisbored:
What Paul said. Amen.
paulscheer:
This is one of the best things I’ve seen in a long time. Check out this ridiculous violent and amazingly insane intro video for an Alaskan College Hockey Team.
This is most violent polar bear I’ve ever seen.
Holy shit, that polar bear really likes blowing things up.
Do You Know All The Words to Bohemian Rhapsody? →
You could walk out that door and forget everything you just learned about...
– Actual quote from a half-hour video shown by Scientologists to recruit people at the Church of Scientology, Times Square, NYC.
My Experience In The Church of Scientology
There are two stories I always tell when I tell stories: the story of when I got my wisdom teeth taken out, and the story of my brush with Scientology.
This is the story of how I was dragged into the Church of Scientology and watched a half-hour video steeped in crazy.
A few years ago, my friend Alex had just been dumped by his girlfriend (they eventually got back together, then broke up again -...
paulbriganti:
New video!
Awesome!
LEAKED! Jeff Zucker’s voicemails to Conan O’Brien!
Similarities Between American Airlines and Nazi...
American Airlines is the worst form of transportation in the history of the world. I would rather WALK back to Paris from NYC than take another one of their stupid-ass flights. Here’s why.
1) Despite Freezing Temperatures, The Officers Refuse To Help You
I was seated in an exit row for eight hours. My seat didn’t recline, but I had extra legroom. However, the plane was so...
Catberry: The Blackberry For Cats
Today, as I was going about my day, getting ready to spend 12 hours at 30 Rock despite being honey-glazed in jet lag, I found myself humming a peculiar tune. My day was instantly brightened.
The tune in question was one from a sketch by the lovely people at Bleak! Comedy - the theme song for a product known as “Catberry: The Blackberry For Cats!” The sketch can be found below if you...
The Shittiest Cafè in Paris
So I haven’t had a ton of Internet access while on my trip to Europe. But this needs to be said.
I have a tendency to find the shittiest restaurant in whatever country I’m visiting. It’s obviously not a great skill. I found bad pasta in Italy once. When searching for a place to dine, Margaret and I decided to try a cafè called the MM Cafè on Rue de Mac Mahon, right near our...